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		<title>Father Henry More</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Minutes felt like seconds, standing at this exact spot,  admiring beautiful scalped metal that touched the illuminated dark sky with so  much intimacy. Many rows, standing like kings overseeing a troubled kingdom,  illuminated in small boxes that even brightened the clouds making the night  seem like it was watched by God [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Minutes felt like seconds, standing at this exact spot,  admiring beautiful scalped metal that touched the illuminated dark sky with so  much intimacy. Many rows, standing like kings overseeing a troubled kingdom,  illuminated in small boxes that even brightened the clouds making the night  seem like it was watched by God in heaven. Intoxicating music filled his blood,  like harps making love, proudly bathing in the hidden peace that a world  experienced with death had so very much desired.</p>
<p>&ldquo;My god,&rdquo; the old man exclaimed to himself, wearing a  tattered red robe, forming the sign of the cross on his chest. &ldquo;Truly,&rdquo; he said  to himself, &ldquo;a sight to behold, for thee is the safe passage from desolate  treasures and forbidden fruits.&rdquo; </p>
<p>It was all an allusion; a disrupting vision of beauty soiled  by unwelcomed events that brought about awful truths. </p>
<p>Gripping his wooden cane as a child grips a blanket after  awaking from terrible nightmares, surely expecting a monster to emerge from  darkness and swallow the child whole, the old man approached, leaving behind a  wall that mirrored the tall the skyscrapers, centered with a massive metal gate  patrolled with countless well-armed men.</p>
<p>Spending two lifetimes in the Wasted, a section of old  America left alone by the three great Administrators that divided the country  into quarters, the old man was taken aback by the civility, the riches  displayed. It was a murdered feeling of his na&iuml;ve innocence that revolted him  while admiring perhaps one of the most gorgeous beauty&rsquo;s he had ever seen. In  his most optimistic of minds, he prayed the people that lavished in luxury were  ignorant beyond the Sector Three walls, lied to by a Government that elected  prosperity over human rights, science over the word of God and security over  freedom. </p>
<p>This wasn&rsquo;t the Wasted. For here no dead lay rotting in the  unkempt streets, attacked by merciless <em>Enforcers</em> or a man-made virus that killed infants with an unrelenting attack on their  immune systems. Here, the streets were often cleaned by automated vehicles with  oversized brushes and high pressure sprayers. Malnourishment didn&rsquo;t exist in  the form of mutations or general deformities from the radiation spills,  especially localized in the southeastern quadrant of <em>Old America</em>. A region the old man provided relief for, allowing  those certainly to die, a moment of God&rsquo;s presence, a living embodiment for  confession, to ease their passing. It&rsquo;s truly hard to imagine that the Wasted  and this mega-metropolitan, surnamed Sector Three, once unified the greatest  country the world had every known. </p>
<p>Gangs didn&rsquo;t enforce eviction orders, discharging the final  breath of those that once lived, for worthless treasures when food, clean water  and fuel, the rarest of resources, were scarcely found. Law enforcement roamed  these streets, with black sticks emitting a thin blue glow at their tips hooked  around their belts while people walked freely, lavishing in their great  fortunes, earned by the wealth of being born into great families. </p>
<p>With his cane, the old man pressed forward, reaching the  outskirts where the shortest buildings lined with an embracing perimeter around  the beautiful metal structures that punctured the clouds. Even though the moon  was full with energy and life, the metal structures that bound this mega-metropolitan  was filled with so much life, from the metal structures, the tall lamps in the  streets and the many cars that passed without so much as the sound of a sneeze.</p>
<p>He was old, and his life&rsquo;s goals largely achieved, yet  always consumed with the voice that spoke to him, the old man would bow to each  person that made eye contact with him. His pilgrimage, not of his own heart, led  him to walk the very streets of a city that banished religion many seasons ago.  People shot odd stares, which he related as mere curiosity. </p>
<p>So sad, he thought. They&rsquo;re truly ignorant of the pain that  burdens this world. </p>
<p>Lined with storefronts, ranging from disposable cell phones,  reusable food stores to clothing shops with gowns cropped with a golden fleece  and the sparkle of small diamonds in many windows, the streets were active.  Couples slowly walked, hand in hand, expressing themselves with the feeling  born of a new love. Cars in black, red, blue, green and even white whisked  past, many with newer technologies that replaced gas with some new marvel.</p>
<p>Slowly walking, with the tick of his wooden cane tapping on  concrete with each step, the old man fought the urge to cry. Purify in its  purest form was not pure, rather diluted with illusions of grander, for the  prosperity of it all comes within a scale too small for any common mind to  fathom. God help us all. </p>
<p>When a violin played a sad son, with his radish colored eyes  as the audience, it deepened his treasured misery. For in that bath he warmed  himself with the reminder that God is in all things and no matter what, he  reaches out with a soft hand to embrace everyone; even those that do not  believe or have long since killed him within their many storms of selfishness.</p>
<p>NO! Peace, safety and comfort lived here, but God would not  embrace a soul from these towers of the devil&rsquo;s greed; nor would Christ, the  savior of those that walk so arrogantly without purpose, or meaning. These were  the heretics of nihilism. Youth and time long past due, the old man raged with  fire in his heart; a desire to raise swords against his enemies, many of whom  walked carelessly down the streets having killed a God. How can such people  exist? How can the world of so much misery not see that once they killed God,  that storms of the devil&rsquo;s wrath baked upon those souls with vengeance against  those that God choose to love? </p>
<p>But was it really their fault? Ignorance was a gift from a  madman Administrator that forbids religion. Probably because he feared that properly  guided souls wouldn&rsquo;t accept the filth that governed so mercilessly. Stories of  epic blood poured from the desires of wickedness crossed his ears on his  travels here. If not for the families that crossed the great river that split  the country, or the Mountain civilization in the East, he would have come with  surprises of the fainted, rather than shielding his soul and heart with spiked  swords and knights of the Templar, who are still rumored to exist. </p>
<p>Nearly four weeks ago, a pilgrim of the Sector One that held  a great city nearly 100 miles wide on the northern East Coast, the  Administrator&rsquo;s aide Natalie Cousins, met the old man and asked that he visit  the Potosi zones inside of Sector Three. It was an unusual request, considering  the two had never met, though the old man knew of the Cousins&rsquo; faith and her  request was genuine. While he wasn&rsquo;t sure if it was the Administrator himself  that asked he go, he knew the Government in Sector One was much more liberal,  very open with a freedom that mimics what the Old United States stood for.  Rumor always persisted of William Seymore&rsquo;s ultimate desire to resurrect the  once great country. </p>
<p>His goal, bringing the faith amongst the poor, was gladly  accepted by his peers, who buckled under worrying hearts at the danger the old  man would face. Spreading the word of God was something that spoke deep into  his pumping heart, even if it meant eventual death. </p>
<p>However, it wasn&rsquo;t here where he&rsquo;d lead the flock of the  righteous, amongst the filth that walked past him with a purpose greater than  his own. Just beyond the towers, through the business zones and the  entertainment districts, roughly another ten miles, sat a small section in town  where slaves gathers after their masters were finished with them. The locals  called it Potosi. The old man called it vile. </p>
<p>After two days of strenuous travel, interrupted by naps on  the cold asphalt in the alleys, through the glorious, corrupt, fantastical  layers of both heaven and hell, the old man reached the Potosi zone. </p>
<p>Children smoked in soot, with women forced into prostitution,  men into manual labor, the many servants and slaves that were granted no  rights, no homes, and no freedoms and, god forbid, food to fill their starving  stomachs, easily outnumbered the masters they served. They were scared, tired,  and many. So many. </p>
<p>He to fell to a knee, next to the dimming fire, and said,  &ldquo;let us pray.&rdquo; His fingers crossing his chest giving the sign of the cross, the  old man began.</p>
<p><strong><em>Two years later</em></strong></p>
<p>The irony wasn&rsquo;t lost on the broken old man, showing the  wear of many hours of torture that his brothers had seen nearly millennia ago,  including a great Saint of his own bloodline. Scanning the court room, a  building that reminded him of St. Peter&rsquo;s Basilica of all things, featured four  great stone pillars at the entrance with a distinctive doom on its roof. Aside  from the paintings long devoured by layers of white paint along the walls and  ceilings, with much of the interior completely restructured, it was  unmistakable that this building was converted from a great cathedral into a court  house. You can not get away from God&rsquo;s law, the old man mused to himself. </p>
<p>The pews remained, as hundreds watched a high-profile case  against the old man that led a rebellion that nearly sacked the Capitol City,  deep inside Sector Three, not ten miles from what used to be called Houston. His  wrists wrapped in chains, escorted by two men wearing black Kevlar, foggy  helmets and electrified batons, the old man, broken into fragile bone, sunken  eyes and wasted breath, slowly, yet proudly, walked to the lone table that  stood before an erected bench where the judge would take his place. </p>
<p>A Judge of one, to hear the case, try it, and render  judgment, all within an hour, provided that he wasn&rsquo;t hungry for an early  lunch. Of course the judge was appointed by the Administrator, or one of his  inter-council. The state would judge this case swiftly, the old man feared. He  knew, once this moment was taking place, not much was left for him and events  that followed would end with his death. </p>
<p>Countless nights crying against the gray concrete walls in  his cell, the old man didn&rsquo;t fear much. But like so many people, he feared the  uncertainty of death. His belief, his faith, begged him to remember that his  death would only transmit him to a greater life, that of which stands aside his  brothers and of God. Two years ago, he would have gladly died, for his  experience included nothing but suffering and misery, his own included. He was  tired, and ready to parish in the lands where his fathers and brothers died  before him, to join them in eternal sleep. Now he was nearly out of time. </p>
<p>The words he preached led to a unification of slaves and  masters, of race, creed and gender, all uniting because the word of God touched  them. It was soon after that his sermons led to riots, eventually turning into rebellions,  finally suppressed on the steps of the Capitol City. Those that led the  violence of the riots and rebellions died during the suppression. All that  remained was the father, the old man. Yet, he proudly admits that he fathered the  inspiration of people&rsquo;s spiritual revival even though he begged for the word of  God not to be taught with vengeance and violence. </p>
<p><em>Not now, not this way</em>.  The old man pleaded to himself. <em>I&rsquo;m not  supposed to die, for the word of God hasn&rsquo;t spread through the blood of those  that need his love. Not everyone has heard me. </em>. </p>
<p>Hushed tones generated an eerie silence throughout old  cathedral walls that the old man thought of as magnificent designs, where his  forefathers and forebrothers once prayed freely to the Gods of their choice.  Ah, a time that was. </p>
<p>&ldquo;Court is in session,&rdquo; a voice spoke from hidden shadow.  &ldquo;The honorable Thomas Nichols, presiding.&rdquo; </p>
<p>A wiry frame that was hidden by his tall stature and a thick  encompassing black robe that sat menacingly on his shoulders, the Judge strode  up the stairs with grace and the perception of power. His thick black hair was  invaded with lines of gray, as if painted stripes were suddenly fashionable in  men&rsquo;s hair. Once he surveyed the courtroom, his eyes locked on the old man&rsquo;s,  who quickly realized his shield wasn&rsquo;t strong enough to hide the fear that betrayed  his face. </p>
<p>&ldquo;Mr. Henry More,&rdquo; the Judge began, taking a seat with all  observers behind the old man simultaneously taking their own seats. &ldquo;You stand  accused of treason as an agent sent by an enemy of this state&rdquo; the judge said  with a slight English accent which gave him the added perception of relative  intelligence. &ldquo;What do you say to these charges?&rdquo;</p>
<p>The old man with chains wrapped around his arms and legs locked  at his waist, stood as tall as an old man could. Wrapping his head around the  word <em>agent</em>, the old man paused. He  was no agent. But the quick mind of the old man quickly realized that the  government of Sector Three viewed this as much as a public relations stunt, as  it did brandishing their own justice. Could the state use him as propaganda  against their own civilians, to remind those that rise against authority? Or  could it be that the state was using the trial for some larger purposes, a  display of power against rival states? It was then and there that the old man  trembled with the thought his death was going to be nothing but sacrifice  against everything he believed in. They would use him for their own ends, and  that was a meaningless death. </p>
<p>&ldquo;I am no agent of any enemy against any member within this  state. But alas, I do not understand the specificity of my charges,&rdquo; the old  man cautiously responded with a smiling judge, who from the likes of it,  enjoyed the occasional squabble with those he could devour with drunken words  and a wooden gable. </p>
<p>&ldquo;The Code of Law, Article 1, Subsection 13 states that no  man, woman or child may conduct practices of mysticism, such as religion,  organized religion, or group religion that promotes the idea of God, or other  mythical deities, messiahs or general religious icons, including historical or  present relics, all of which may be construed as offensive to the state,  therefore classified as a treasonable offense.&rdquo; The judge looked up and  narrowed his eyes, &ldquo;And treason, Mr. More, is punishable by death.&rdquo; </p>
<p>The old man lowered his head when the Judge continued, &ldquo;Your  preaching religion and the fable that is God as a truth, when in fact, religion  and God are pathetic ways to not only rich your own pockets, but to incite chaos  and general anarchy, which in of itself promotes death and the destabilization  of our great state. It is imperative that childish stories such as these remain  outside our borders where the Wasted can perish to their Gods and the  civilized, such as us, may prosper.&rdquo; </p>
<p>The Judge shuffled paper and continued. &ldquo;We have witnesses  that claim you personally led The May Rebellions in which 1,553 military died  in the span of three months, with at least 10,000 civilian casualties, many of  whom were elderly and children.&rdquo; </p>
<p>The old man felt hollow. So many people died, ranging from  fathers protecting their families to children of fatal interest lining the  streets to see the pilgrimage of Christ. The old man had heard stories that the  Enforcers, the military police arm of Sector Three, using innocents as human  shields. Disbelief would have run deep through his blood, if it wasn&rsquo;t for the  multitude of its travesty that he witnessed through his own heartbroken eyes. </p>
<p>This wasn&rsquo;t how it was supposed to happen. He wanted to  spread the word of God. Yet, some used it, like a radical, to generate support  for a massive rebellion that lasted many months, spilt so much blood and  bastardized the word of God. It took the remaining strength in his tired body  to hide the sadness, only to pick up his head to see the viperous stare from  the Judge. </p>
<p>&ldquo;Quite honestly, old man, we have enough evidence to execute  you as soon as we please, as you&rsquo;re the destroyer of peace, and the master of  chaos. The robe you where confirms our suspicions that true religion is never  to be practiced while our great leader, The Administrator, breathes  enlightenment from a culture based on science, success and solidarity.&rdquo; </p>
<p>&ldquo;Preaching the word of God is a thing of beauty, your honor.  It brings us comfort and guidance, strengthening our resolve for love and mercy&#8230;&rdquo; <br />
  &ldquo;Yet,&rdquo; the showboating Judge interrupted, &ldquo;you knew our laws  coming into Sector Three, did you not? Religion is strictly prohibited and of  high treason, punishable by decapitation.&rdquo; <br />
  &ldquo;I know of no law above the word of god,&rdquo; the old man said  in defiance.<br />
  &ldquo;Witnesses claim that you prayed within the Potosi zones,  raising arms that led to this pathetic rebellion. Do you deny this?&rdquo; <br />
  &ldquo;I ask, my lord, why such a law was created. Is it because  the Administrator fears the deity of something much more powerful, and much  more important than himself? Does he worry about idols that possess reminders  of guilt within his own heart,&rdquo; the old man asked, surprised to see the Judge  smiling, as if approving. Why, the old man had no mind to comprehend. Perhaps  there were fractures within the government. Perhaps the old man condemned  himself so fully, that the Judge can make an early lunch. &nbsp;</p>
<p>The old man smiled in return and continued, &ldquo;Because his  weapon is love, not hatred, for many others exhibit those traits, do they not?  I&rsquo;m fully reconciled with the thought that I will soon join him in our quest to  bring God back to this world. I am not, however, honored by the grace of his  will, in that his word has been forgotten. It&rsquo;s true,&rdquo; the old man said  pleading to the Judge and anyone else willing to listen in the room, &ldquo;many have  bastardized the word of God for their own means. Whether that&rsquo;s money, property  or a misguided meaning for warfare. By God, the United States of America was  apart of such a conflict that led us to a world in which we live in today.&rdquo; </p>
<p>&ldquo;But the word of God, and his son, Jesus Christ, the true  word, is about forgiveness, love, honor, virtue and salvation. Before the wars,  before&rdquo; the old man paused, &ldquo;everything changed, communities were drawn like  families. Neighbors helped raise the children of other families. The poor had a  means to eat, for neighbors would go a night without dinner so others could  feed. The weak had a means to defend themselves, for the entire community would  stand next to each other to hold the lines of unity. That, your honor, has long  left us. The Wasted and the Potosi are just examples of our low quality today.  Yet they are also a shining example of how strength is found in a unified soul,  and not through the strength of arms. </p>
<p>The room was so quiet that when the attentive Judge cleared  his throat, everyone in the room suddenly shifted in their seats, remembering  that this, was in fact, a trial. </p>
<p>&ldquo;So you do not deny the charges leveled against you, sir?&rdquo; <br />
  &ldquo;I deny that I was sent by anyone other than that of God&rsquo;s will. I do not deny my  role as leader of the rebellions,&rdquo; the old man said, bowing to his spoken words  that will end his life. <br />
  &ldquo;Through your own admission of guilt, you will be executed  by decapitation tomorrow morning at 10AM. What do you say to this?&rdquo; <br />
  &ldquo;Lord Jesus, through the power of the Holy Spirit, go back  into my memory as I sleep.&rdquo; The Judge slammed his gable, yelling above the  amazed crowd that such a man would recite prayer while having his life  terminated because of it. &ldquo;Every hurt that has ever been done to me,&rdquo; the old  man continued. &ldquo;heal that hurt.&rdquo; He shouted louder above the judge, and much  more proudly. &ldquo;Every hurt that I have ever caused another person, heal that  hurt. All the relationships that have been damaged in my whole life that I am  not aware of, heal those relationships. But, O Lord, if there is anything that  I need to do, If I need to go to a person because he or she is still suffering  from my hand, bring to my awareness that person. I choose to forgive, and I ask  to be forgiven. Remove whatever bitterness may be in my heart, Lord, and fill  the empty spaces with your love.&rdquo;</p>
<p>Just as the guards were dragging him out, the old man turned  to the crowd, many of whom were shaking their heads in disbelief, as if  children experienced something radically new for the very first time. He smiled  and lowered his head in honor of reaching those that he knew he touched. </p>
<p>Little did the old man know, amongst the observers in the  courtroom, sat a child nearing his twentieth year that would change everything  based on what he saw today. &nbsp;</p>
<p><strong><em>The Judge&rsquo;s Chambers</em></strong></p>
<p>Minutes after the trial concluded, Judge Thomas Nichols  greeted his secretary, who artificially smiled before lowering her head in  obvious disgust. Nichols felt her sadness, for it gripped his fragile heart  like a steel fist squeezing unrelenting. He couldn&rsquo;t hear her muted sobs, but  he felt them. </p>
<p>Once inside his chambers, the Judge removed his heavy black  robe and threw it carelessly over the back of his antique leather chair that  many of his guests used. Placing his hands on the back of the chair, the Judge  closed his eyes and leaned slightly forward, as if the two weights perched atop  his shoulders were that of the Administrator, who specifically wanted a show of  his rule, rather than a display of honest justice. Witnesses were never found  to subjugate the trial, yet they appeared when the Administrator demanded them. </p>
<p>What had he done? Why, in a world so filled with  desperation, does this man come along to free break the laws, forcing the Judge  to kill a man of God? A martyr of God, destined to change a world where  religion and God were banished like a plague so infectious that it could wipe  out half of our civilization. Yet, it was he that condemned him to death. It  was he that felt his heart split in half, his humanity dissolving. He cursed  the old man, enthusiastically, for this was beyond the heart break promoted in  his gut. </p>
<p>The Judge shifted towards his drinking cabinet, a  six-shelved unit encased with a dark finish and duel glass doors. The middle shelf  held several glasses, clear-like crystals with enough girth for Nichols&rsquo; large  hands to grip, but delicate enough that they could shatter with a powerfully  emotional twist that would be undone by the emotions ravaging the ruthless and  composed Judge. A bin held fresh ice cubs, one shelf below the glasses and the  top three units held to his most expensive bottles. He gently lowered three ice  cubs from the bin into the glass, so softly he was afraid of cracking the  glass. Everything breaks at his hand, why not his glass? </p>
<p>He stared at the line of bottles in front of him, ranging  from cheap whiskeys in front to the more oft-used high-end bourbons near the  back. <em>That&rsquo;s it</em>. He arched his hand  over each selection, pulling an unopened 100-year old bottle Chivas Regal  Royal, feeling the weight in his hands. A quick poor and the glass was half  full. </p>
<p>Turning to his right, he found himself staring in the mirror.  Nichols, as vulnerable now as he was excited to originally hear of the  rebellions two years ago, wiped the water growing from his radish-hue eyes. Am  I such a coward that a man over seventy years has the courage to die honorably  for what he believes in? The Judge grinned slightly and looked upon the floor. <em>God&rsquo;s word doesn&rsquo;t apply to me, for I  murdered a man of God</em>. </p>
<p>A quick sigh, like a disgruntled laugh escaped his lips. He  turned his glass in a circular motion, watching the Chivas Regal Royal push the  three ice cubs, noticeably smaller, along the edges of the glass. </p>
<p><em>I&rsquo;m in a position of  power, of influence. I&rsquo;m in the Administrator&rsquo;s greater council, and when the  time comes, when he must be disposed, I will honor the spilt blood of Saints  and burn every non-believer alive. This, I promise, father Henry More.</em></p>
<p>First, he needed forgiveness. </p>
<p>&ldquo;Please, God,&rdquo; the Judge said, slightly craning his neck so  he could look upward. &ldquo;Forgive me for trespassing on the leader of your flock.&rdquo;  He tipped the drink into his mouth and let the alcohol sit there momentarily.  After swallowing it, he flung his glass like a grenade across the room until it  shattered into a tiny thousand pieces, mirroring his own heart. </p>
<p><strong><em>The Next Morning </em></strong></p>
<p>Wearing gritty torn clothing, gray and deeply stained by  filth and dirt, the old man walked down the concrete hallways from his cell,  passing onlookers, many of whom reached out their tortured hand. Some cheered,  not for his eventual death, rather what he represented. He felt honored, grateful  and terrified. </p>
<p>Chains wrapped around his wrists and ankles, interlaced  through a lock on his waist, impeded his movements, especially painful where  they cut deep into his skin. Once the morning sun penetrated the concrete walls  near the entrance, the old man raised his hands to sheild his eyes. Against his  frail skin, he felt the energy of the sun, which had been absent for many  weeks. Blinded by white, he turned towards the heavens and smiled, &ldquo;Soon, my  gracious Lord, I will feel your warmth &#8211; and the security of your shield. This  world no longer belongs to us, as many have so long abandoned your grace. But by  your grace, the world will be ours, once again.&rdquo; </p>
<p>One the recently constructed perched platform, erected five  feet with enough space for ten men to stand, stood the menacing executioner  with a black hood hiding his face. The old man, a servant of god, was pushed up  the wooden stairs. Observers, counting in the hundreds were quiet; many showing  distaste for an inevitability that they didn&rsquo;t truly understand. Others cursed  at the old man, for being an engineer of chaos. </p>
<p>&ldquo;Please God, give me the strength to fulfill your will,&rdquo; the  old man said quietly. Then he raised his voice. &ldquo;People of America, children of  the United States, sons and daughters of God, pray for me. For while I speak  the true word of God whose time I fully expected to come I&rsquo;m but a man, of  flesh and bone. And I&rsquo;m scared. Will you help me?&rdquo; No one shouted, no one  cheered, not a single word was spoken, a single breath drawn. </p>
<p>One of the two men that escorted the old man from his cell kicked  out his knees, forcing him to kneel down, causing great pain to shoot through  the old man&rsquo;s body. &ldquo;Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee; blessed  art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary,  Mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death.&rdquo; </p>
<p>Shoving his arms wide and slightly to the front, his back  arched slightly, allowing his neck to settle on a freshly crafted block of  wood. Scanning the crowd, he saw men besides their families, women with their children  with several men dressed with expensive suits, flanked by Enforcers near the  back. They came, undoubtedly, to see the deed done. Still, the old man wondered  if any were touched by the word of God, like he was, and his forefathers before  him. Blood thick with tradition, martyrism and Sainthood, the old man felt a  surge of terror, yet honored to follow those that walked before him.</p>
<p>It was then that his proudest moment became realized. Somewhere,  deep in the crowd of hundreds, a shout echoed out, &ldquo;God bless you father Henry  More.&rdquo; His ears deceived him, surely, for this wasn&rsquo;t the same crowds that he  spent many days and nights preaching with; this wasn&rsquo;t his flock. He recognized  no faces. No, his mind was playing tricks on him. Surely. </p>
<p>Still, it didn&rsquo;t prevent him from reassessing the crowd, most  of whom were calm, solemn, showing the sadness of a lost parent. Others lowered  their head in honor, and others still mouthed the same murmurs shouted through  the crowd of &ldquo;God bless you&rdquo;, disregarding eventual retribution from a ravenous  empire that freely killed God. </p>
<p>Smiling with pride, tears freely falling, the old man was  ready. A hushed silence swept the crowd, when one final man shouted, &ldquo;God take  you, father.&rdquo; Moments from his death and he couldn&rsquo;t be happier. His legacy  will be lasting while outweighing the forfeiture of his life, like his  forefathers before him, who died for Christ, martyrs to the greater good. </p>
<p>The old man prayed with a smile, asking for God&rsquo;s love,  certain that life is but a small price to pay for his lasting legacy that would  bring God back into the hearts of all. &ldquo;God bless you, father.&rdquo; His eternal  soul, the diminishing fire now roaring, would finally come to rest. For having  seen too many horrors, the old man felt the comfort of knowing that his martyrdom  would bring about a lasting change, a seed planted for the tree of prosperity  of all men&rsquo;s souls. </p>
<p><em>Sleep, my prince</em>,  God&rsquo;s booming voice thrust into his ears that only he heard. He expanded his  arms outward, like Christ did on the cross. Doves scattered away from the breath  of God&rsquo;s winds in the distance, just above the children that sat perched on  their father&rsquo;s shoulders. </p>
<p>Just as he finished his prayers, a warm stinging sensation throbbed  the back of his neck. </p>
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		<title>The Means To Attain Happy Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 18:05:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Means to attain Happy Life
by Henry Howard (1516 – 1547)
Martial, the things that do attain
The happy life be these, I find:—
The richesse left, not got with pain;
The fruitful ground, the quiet mind;
The equal friend; no grudge, no strife;
No charge of rule, nor governance;
Without disease, the healthful life;
The household of continuance;
The mean diet, no delicate [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>The Means to attain Happy Life</strong><br />
by Henry Howard (1516 – 1547)</p>
<p>Martial, the things that do attain<br />
The happy life be these, I find:—<br />
The richesse left, not got with pain;<br />
The fruitful ground, the quiet mind;</p>
<p>The equal friend; no grudge, no strife;<br />
No charge of rule, nor governance;<br />
Without disease, the healthful life;<br />
The household of continuance;</p>
<p>The mean diet, no delicate fare;<br />
True wisdom join&#8217;d with simpleness;<br />
The night dischargèd of all care,<br />
Where wine the wit may not oppress.</p>
<p>The faithful wife, without debate;<br />
Such sleeps as may beguile the night:<br />
Contented with thine own estate<br />
Ne wish for death, ne fear his might.</p>
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		<title>[CJ] Five Bengals With Something To Prove</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 20:27:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a good reason why many write pieces that ask which players, or coaches are on the hot seat. Most of it is conversational fodder. Rather than writing who is on the hot seat, let&#8217;s take a look at players this year with the most to prove. This isn&#8217;t a slam on any one player. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s a good reason why many write pieces that ask which players, or coaches are on the hot seat. Most of it is conversational fodder. Rather than writing who is on the hot seat, let&#8217;s take a look at players this year with the most to prove. This isn&#8217;t a slam on any one player. The fact we&#8217;re including them on this list only maintains their value. With that in mind, we decided to take a look at the offense; not because we&#8217;re splitting the feature into two postings, it&#8217;s just that when the list was comprised, we were left with mostly offensive players.</p>
<p>Carson Palmer. Is this a way to suggest that if Palmer doesn&#8217;t succeed this year, that he&#8217;s done, thrown in the compactor of abyss as another great Bengals quarterback that couldn&#8217;t win us a Super Bowl? Is this a way of hinting that the Bengals should move on with a new quarterback next year? No, no, NO! But if one player has the most to prove on this team, factoring previous successes, then really, is there anyone bigger than Palmer? In truth, the perception of recent disappointments really hasn&#8217;t been 100% Palmer&#8217;s fault. We could cite the injury in 2008 that held him back that year &#8212; even though in the four games he did play (one of which was with the injured elbow against the Cowboys), Palmer averaged 182.8 yards-per-game and recorded only three touchdowns against four interceptions. We could cite the shift with a rushing offense in 2009, along with little help from receivers and Tight Ends as more reason not to fault Palmer.</p>
<p>(<a href="http://www.cincyjungle.com/2010/7/21/1580749/bengals-training-camp-preview-five">Read more at Cincy Jungle</a>)</p>
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		<title>[Washington Post] Don&#8217;t Sleep On The Raiders</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 16:05:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While the Cincinnati Bengals finished 4-11-1 in 2008, which included a momentum-friendly 4-3-1 second-half, few believed before Training Camp in 2009 that Cincinnati would rebound; winning seven of their first nine games, sweeping the division that featured both teams in the 2008 AFC Championship game thanks to quality drafting, renewed vigor with outcast veterans like [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While the Cincinnati Bengals finished 4-11-1 in 2008, which included a momentum-friendly 4-3-1 second-half, few believed before Training Camp in 2009 that Cincinnati would rebound; winning seven of their first nine games, sweeping the division that featured both teams in the 2008 AFC Championship game thanks to quality drafting, renewed vigor with outcast veterans like Tank Johnson, Cedric Benson, Chris Crocker and redesigning of the offensive and defensive playbook.</p>
<p>Its vast improvements like what the Bengals featured last year that makes you understand that the little things can initiate a metamorphosis from mediocrity into the playoff contender.</p>
<p>(<a href="http://views.washingtonpost.com/theleague/panelists/2010/07/turnaround-in-2010-kirkendall.html">Read more at the Washington Post</a>)</p>
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		<title>Blame the Federal Government for Illegal Immigration &#8212; Not Arizona</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 16:09:51 +0000</pubDate>
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In late April, Arizona governor Jan Brewer signed into law one of the, if not the most, stringent laws on immigration in this country; a law that several communities and states are considering adapting. The key point of the law is that the word illegal in illegal immigration means enforcement. Many against the law decry [...]]]></description>
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<p>In late April, Arizona governor Jan Brewer signed into law one of the, if not the most, stringent laws on immigration in this country; a law that several communities and states are considering adapting. The key point of the law is that the word <em>illegal</em> in illegal immigration means enforcement. Many against the law decry broader powers with law enforcement to question people that they suspect as being undocumented. Many bemoaned that police would be racially profiling, therefore civil liberties are in danger. </p>
<p>[<a href="http://www.azleg.gov/legtext/49leg/2r/bills/sb1070s.pdf">SB 1070s</a>] </p>
<p>But the question is this: Is Arizona <a href="http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2010/apr/28/george-will/will-says-arizona-law-merely-echoes-federal-immigr/">doing what the Federal Government wouldn&#8217;t</a>? Several sections in Arizona&#8217;s Immigration Law actually use and refer to Federal statutes within the United States Code. </p>
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<p>The legal scholars we spoke with told us to take a close look at two key   sections of Title 8 of the U.S. Code. Section 1304e requires that   &quot;every alien, eighteen years of age and over, shall at all times carry   with him and have in his personal possession any certificate of alien   registration or alien registration receipt card issued to him.&quot; Those   who fail to comply will be guilty of a misdemeanor and will be fined   $100 and can be imprisoned up to 30 days.</p>
<p>    Section 1306a says   that, &quot;Any alien required to apply for registration and to be   fingerprinted in the United States who willfully fails or refuses to   make such application or to be fingerprinted, and any parent or legal   guardian required to apply for the registration of any alien who   willfully fails or refuses to file application for the registration of   such alien shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and shall, upon conviction   thereof, be fined not to exceed $1,000 or be imprisoned not more than   six months, or both.&quot;</p>
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<p>What many are failing to neglect &#8212; just as people forget that 11 lives were lost during the explosion that caused a rupture on the oil pipeline in the Gulf &#8212; is why this law was needed. Is Arizona worried undocumented workers? Financial troubles? No. Too many crimes are being committed by illegal immigrants for the Arizona government to sit idle. Arizona had asked for Federal help  before passing the law, which fell on deaf ears. </p>
<p> Arizona took matters into their own hands. They actually enforced the &quot;illegal&quot; part in illegal immigration and gave police broader powers to enforce the law. Once they did, the Federal government stirred  from their slumber with their rusty sword and wooden shield. Unfortunately, it was to react to Arizona&#8217;s Immigration law rather than comprehensive national immigration reform that deals with illegal immigration. </p>
<p>In late March, Robert Krentz, a rancher along the Arizona-Mexican boarder was found dead. <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/03/30/illegal-immigrant-suspected-murder-arizona-rancher/">Murder by an illegal immigrant was suspected</a>. The <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/05/us/05arizona.html">family released a statement</a>:</p>
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<p>&ldquo;We hold no malice towards the Mexican people for this senseless act but   do hold the political forces in this country and Mexico accountable for   what has happened,&rdquo; the family said. &ldquo;<strong>Their disregard of our repeated   pleas and warnings of impending violence towards our community fell on   deaf ears shrouded in political correctness</strong>. As a result, we have paid   the ultimate price for their negligence in credibly securing our   borderlands.&rdquo; </p>
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<p>The murder, in large part, caused the Arizona state government to act &#8212; I know, a governmental body that actually reacts to protect their citizens,  physically, mentally and financially without being all up in your face about it? The Pinal County Sheriff <a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/64385">echoed concerns about illegal immigrants</a>. </p>
<blockquote>
<p> &ldquo;We&rsquo;ve had numerous officers that have been killed by illegal immigrants   in Arizona,&rdquo; Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu said Monday at a Capitol   Hill news conference. &ldquo;And that shouldn&rsquo;t happen one time.&rdquo;</p>
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<p>The ACLU issued &quot;<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2010/TRAVEL/07/01/arizona.aclu.travel.alerts/">travel advisories</a>&quot; to anyone traveling to Arizona during the Fourth of July Weekend. Executive Director Anthony D. Romero <a href="http://www.aclu.org/immigrants-rights-racial-justice/holiday-weekend-approaches-aclu-affiliates-issue-alerts-individuals">writes on the organization&#8217;s website</a>: </p>
<blockquote>
<p> &quot;ACLU affiliates across the country are issuing these alerts because it   is imperative that individuals understand their rights before traveling   in Arizona. Under Arizona&#8217;s racial profiling law, people who look &#8216;foreign&#8217; are   more likely to be stopped for minor infractions and then asked for their   &#8216;papers&#8217; if police believe, based on their appearance or accent, that   they could be in the country unlawfully. We hope the alerts provide   people with some measure of protection from illegal harassment from law   enforcement and inform them of their rights should they encounter it.&quot; </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Through all of this, the Federal government, the entity whose duty it is to protect American borders reacts by trying to file a lawsuit against Arizona, who only wants to protect herself. Protestors gather around the nation &#8212; protestors that    are unlikely to have actually been affected by the dangers illegal immigration in Arizona. You even have to wonder if they&#8217;ve stepped foot in the state. </p>
<p>President Barack Hussein Obama said: </p>
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<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m ready to move forward, the majority of Democrats are ready to move   forward, and I believe the majority of Americans are ready to move   forward. But the fact is without bipartisan support, as we had just a   few years ago, we cannot solve this problem.&quot; </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Five bucks to anyone that can correctly point out the topic he&#8217;s talking about. Is this the card he uses when giving a speech on everything? The quote comes from a <a href="http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2010/jul/1/obama-tries-put-gop-immigration-hot-seat/">speech in front of a 250 immigration-rights advocates at American University in Washington</a>. But I wouldn&#8217;t be so willing to believe that Americans are &quot;ready to move forward&quot; with Obama in the lead. It&#8217;s rarely an occurrence these days that Obama speaks for even a majority of Americans. As a result of the Federal government&#8217;s offensive against Arizona&#8217;s immigration law &#8212; you know, the law that the Federal government also has in the United States Code &#8212; <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20009593-503544.html">Arizona is forced to spend $250,000 of tax dollars to help clean up the state&#8217;s immigration image</a>, due to lowering tourism and businesses being affected. You can  thank the Federal government&#8217;s blatant disregard of its own laws for this. </p>
<p>Again, Obama and the Democrats in charge of the Federal Government worries more about people that are in-state illegally than they are their own American citizens. Look at the eventually rising costs of energy services thanks to a ladder to recoup costs once the energy companies are exponentially taxed in Gas-and-Tax. Gas prices will rise. Travel and  tourism will decline because it makes more economic sense for families to refuse the punishment from energy companies who are in-turn punished by the Federal Government. Furthermore, added taxes on companies will surely cost jobs and <a href="http://www.cnbc.com/id/38054214">one report shows that over 125,000 jobs were lost in June</a>. Not a good time to implement policies that will cost <em>even more</em> jobs. </p>
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<p>Juan Leonardo Qunitero was charged with molesting a 12-year old girl. <a href="http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52198">Deported in 1999 as an illegal, he returned in 2006</a>. </p>
<blockquote>
<p>Rodney Johnson was a 12-year veteran on the Houston police force.   Married with five <span id="IL_AD2">children</span>, he   was big, kind-hearted and unafraid of working the toughest gang beats or   late-night shifts.</p>
<p>On Thursday, Sept. 21, around 5:30 p.m., he pulled over a white Ford   pickup driving 50 mph in a 30 mph zone in what should have been a   routine traffic stop. The driver, Quintero, had neither a driver&#8217;s   license nor any other identification so, after a pat down, Johnson   handcuffed him and placed him in the back of his patrol car. But Johnson   missed the gun in Quintero&#8217;s waistband. The prisoner pulled it out and   fired four times at Johnson at close range.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>The story continues,   deaths caused by illegal immigrants. This is what the Democrats are trying to protect, and what the Republicans indirectly failed to address. Inaction by reaction to a law that makes sense for a state in a warzone is self-defeating. No, it&#8217;s depressing to learn that through all of this time, our Federal government&#8217;s stance to not get involved with America&#8217;s protection while people die is  appalling; considering that one likely refusal to address the issue is the fear of upsetting the latino vote.</p>
<p>When people throw political arguments against the wall hoping that it makes sense to some half-wit, they forget that born out of this is the death of good people, the destruction of whole families, all because the immigration vote is worth more than the lives of Americans. This is Obama&#8217;s change. And this is why we&#8217;ll see a lot of change in 2010 and 2012. </p>
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		<title>[CJ] A Recent Look At Bengals First Round Signings: Where Does Jermaine Gresham Fit In This Year?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 20:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Kirkendall</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As we draw towards the eventuality that the remaining draft picks  will sign within the month, we would be remiss if we didn&#8217;t point out  the team&#8217;s overall struggles getting first round draft picks signed into  training camp. After selecting Tight End Jermaine Gresham 21st overall  in the 2009 NFL Draft, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As we draw towards the eventuality that the remaining draft picks  will sign within the month, we would be remiss if we didn&#8217;t point out  the team&#8217;s overall struggles getting first round draft picks signed into  training camp. After selecting Tight End Jermaine Gresham 21st overall  in the 2009 NFL Draft, the Bengals will likely put themselves in a  position to wait for guys like Kareem Jackson and Demaryius Thomas to  sign with their respective teams, watching the slotting system work  itself out.</p>
<p><strong>BEING DICTATED BY THE SLOTTING SYSTEM</strong><br />
Perhaps the most  important thing to note regarding the signing process for first round  draft picks, is where they&#8217;re slotted. The unspoken rule is that a guy  is paid more guaranteed money the higher he&#8217;s drafted. Furthermore,  there&#8217;s  typically a decent raise from that slot the previous year &#8212;  this year&#8217;s sixth overall draft pick, Russell Okung, will average more  guaranteed money than what Andre Smith is &#8220;earning&#8221;.</p>
<p>(<a href="http://www.cincyjungle.com/2010/7/2/1549169/a-recent-look-at-bengals-first">Read the rest at CincyJungle.com</a>)</p>
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		<title>Kid Takes On School To Reinstate Pledge of Allegiance in Classrooms</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 14:36:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[God bless the United States. The greatest country on Earth brings so many opportunities for people. If you want to become wildly successful, all you need is hard work and a propensity to not blame everyone else for your misfortunes. If you&#8217;d  rather drink yourself into the bathroom and start collecting STDs like collecting [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.joshkirkendall.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/300h.jpg" align="right">God bless the United States. The greatest country on Earth brings so many opportunities for people. If you want to become wildly successful, all you need is hard work and a propensity to not blame everyone else for your misfortunes. If you&#8217;d  rather drink yourself into the bathroom and start collecting STDs like collecting stamps, god bless you, you can do that too. Want a house? Buy it. Want a car? Buy it. Want   food that makes ass-clowns like The Center for Science in the Public Interest staple their brains back into their skulls, send pictures. You&#8217;re not forced to join the military and when you turn 18, you can almost do anything you want within the confines of the law. It&#8217;s pretty sweet. </p>
<p>However, for these benefits, sometimes you should show some appreciation of the fact that you got lucky as shit  when you were born into this country. It&#8217;s like saying thank you when someone gives you a gift for no reason. </p>
<p>Arlington High School fails badly at showing their appreciation living in the greatest country on Earth. More importantly, <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/06/29/ma-school-officials-wont-let-students-recite-pledge-allegiance/">they fail their students</a>. </p>
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<p>The Arlington, Mass., school committee has   rejected the 17-year-old&#8217;s request to allow students to voluntarily   recite the Pledge of Allegiance, because some educators are concerned   that it would be hard to find teachers willing to recite it, according   to a report in the Arlington Patch.</p>
<p>Harrington had presented school officials   with a petition signed by 700 people, along with letters of support from   lawmakers including Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., and Sen. Joe Lieberman,   I-Conn.&nbsp;</p>
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<p>One committee member spoke.</p>
<blockquote>
<p>Some committee members voiced concerns about   forcing people to do something that might violate their beliefs &ndash;   including religious beliefs. Among the no-votes was committee member   Leba Heigham.</p>
<p>&#8220;Patriotism is a very personal thing for all   of us, but I do not think it is in the school committee&#8217;s best interest   to mandate that any of our employees recite the pledge,&#8221; she told the   Patch.</p>
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<p>Heigham&#8217;s understanding of voluntary must go back to  when peowot was more commonly referred as a nominative, accusative or genitive translation. </p>
<p>The student that has caused so much of the commotion in Arlington High School is named Sean Harrington and when he was a freshman, he noticed that the school didn&#8217;t have any American flags and didn&#8217;t recite the Pledge of Allegiance. Three years later, he raised a little army of students that petitioned to bring flags to classrooms and to recite the Pledge. He won with the flags but not the Pledge. Learning of the failed vote, Harrington will enter his senior year clearly still ambitious enough to fight on.</p>
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<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not a person who quits and I don&#8217;t back down. It&#8217;s a very righteous   cause and needs to be followed through until the end.&#8221;</p>
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<p>Good choice. </p>
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		<title>Obama&#8217;s Greatest Gift to the United States: Joe Biden</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 14:08:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ll give President Obama some credit. No, it&#8217;s true. While he changes this country&#8217;s financial institution, generates  more government oversight, ideally pushes an agenda of taxation that will just as dramatically affect the middle and lower classes, Obama gives us entertainment in the form of Vice President Joe Biden. If it wasn&#8217;t for Biden, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll give President Obama some credit. No, it&#8217;s true. While he changes this country&#8217;s financial institution, generates  more government oversight, ideally pushes an agenda of taxation that will just as dramatically affect the middle and lower classes, Obama gives us entertainment in the form of Vice President Joe Biden. If it wasn&#8217;t for Biden, perhaps this would be a failed Presidency. Perhaps Biden&#8217;s awesome ability to speak without thinking can&#8217;t even save Obama, but at least we can enjoy it. Right?  </p>
<p>In this video, a General Electric Executive faints during a Joe Biden speech. Maybe faint isn&#8217;t the proper word. Maybe he&#8217;s sleepy. Are you sleepy? Take a nap. There, there. </p>
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<p>Then the graceful politician of the people went to a custard shop (he called it an ice cream shop), helped out the crew and when the manager said to Biden that he could &quot;lower our taxes&quot; in exchange for getting a free Ice Cream, Biden did what he does best. Be all dickish and stuff.<br />
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<p><P>Former President George Bush may have made up words in the English dictionary, but at least he was smooth doing his own gaffs, actually making us believe that he knew something we didn&#8217;t. Biden? He&#8217;s just wrecking machine, causing us to laugh while holding our guts. Thanks god for Joe Biden. </p>
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		<title>Football vs. Futbal</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 20:56:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Kirkendall</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m trying my best to learn and appreciate soccer. Millions, if not billions, around the globe call it their favorite sport &#8212; maybe that&#8217;s because most of them could only afford a soccer ball to kick around and if they actually sat and watched glorious football then they&#8217;d know the best version of football is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.joshkirkendall.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/funny_soccer_2.jpg"><img src="http://www.joshkirkendall.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/funny_soccer_2.jpg" alt="" title="funny_soccer_2" width="279" height="327" class="alignright size-full wp-image-229" /></a>I&#8217;m trying my best to learn and appreciate soccer. Millions, if not billions, around the globe call it their favorite sport &#8212; maybe that&#8217;s because most of them could only afford a soccer ball to kick around and if they actually sat and watched glorious football then they&#8217;d know the best version of football is right here in Uhmerika. </p>
<p>Nate <a href="http://content.usatoday.com/communities/thehuddle/post/2010/06/football-vs-futbol-why-the-world-cup-whets-our-nfl-appetite/1">Davis takes a look at both sports</a>. </p>
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<p>Call me the Ugly American, but a 3-0 tally in the NFL is a slow first   quarter. In soccer, it&#8217;s a blowout.</p>
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<p>Well said, Nate. Well said. </p>
<p>Still, I&#8217;m trying. If not a good friend of mine, who is a soccer fanatic, becoming overly impressed with my initiation to discover something outside my box, then my growing affinity for reality television (aka, in my world&#8230; sports) is growing. It helps explain why I accidentally watched Tennis for over 15 minutes not staring at Serena tree trunk legs. </p>
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		<title>Meet the Ultimate Grilled Cheese BurgerMelt</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 19:50:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Kirkendall</dc:creator>
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Meet the Ultimate Grilled Cheese BurgerMelt &#8212; &#34;Black Angus burger topped with lettuce, tomato and mayo between two   whole grilled cheese sandwiches&#34;. Friendly&#8217;s newest offering, a 1,160-calorie cheeseburger heavenly bliss, is being criticized for it&#8217;s &#34;high levels of saturated fat, cholesterol and salt.&#34;

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<p>Meet the Ultimate Grilled Cheese BurgerMelt &#8212; &quot;<a href="http://bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/20100629grilled_cheese_burgermelt_weighs_in_at_1160_calories_critic_friendlys_has_created_ultimate__sin/srvc=home&amp;position=6">Black Angus burger topped with lettuce, tomato and mayo between two   whole grilled cheese sandwiches</a>&quot;. Friendly&#8217;s newest offering, a 1,160-calorie cheeseburger heavenly bliss, is being criticized for it&#8217;s &quot;high levels of saturated fat, cholesterol and salt.&quot;</p>
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<p>The Wilbraham restaurant chain is &ldquo;thumbing its nose at its   customers&rsquo; health&rdquo; and should be &ldquo;shut down by the health department,&rdquo;   said Michael Jacobson, executive director of the Center of Science in   the Public Interest, a Washington-based consumer health advocacy group.</p>
<p>With 83 grams of total fat and 36 grams of saturated fat, the   BurgerMelt well exceeds the U.S. Food and Drug Administration&rsquo;s   recommended daily allowances. It&rsquo;s also very high in salt, with more   than 80 percent of the daily recommended level.</p>
<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s almost a parody of itself,&rdquo; Jacobson said. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s so high in   calories, fat and salt that it&rsquo;s just shocking that a company, in this   day and age, would market such a harmful product. These are the kind of   products which show up on &lsquo;Saturday Night Live.&rsquo; &rdquo; </p>
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<p>Thank god this is America. But I&#8217;m sure some self-indulgent idiot &#8212; the same shithead that mimics a cough walking by a smoker outside &#8212; will agree with Jacobson. Some idiot will say, &quot;you know what, we should do more things to limit the free choices of hard working Americans who just want a 1,160-calorie burger on their way home.&quot; If this is the best you got, trying to dictate what free Americans can choose, then I almost feel sorry for you. Seriously. </p>
<p>So I did some extensive research (aka, Google search) and found out that <a href="http://www.cspinet.org/">Center for Science in the Public Interest</a> is another faction from the group We Love Being Dicks. For example, the CSPI is preparing a lawsuit because McDonalds sells toys to children to promote their happy meals. </p>
<p>&ldquo;McDonald&rsquo;s is the stranger in the playground handing out candy to   children,&rdquo; said CSPI litigation director Stephen Gardner.  &ldquo;McDonald&rsquo;s   use of toys undercuts parental authority and exploits young children&rsquo;s   developmental immaturity&mdash;all this to induce children to prefer foods   that may harm their health.  It&rsquo;s a creepy and predatory practice that   warrants an injunction.&rdquo; </p>
<p>What. The.</p>
<p>After doing more extensive research (aka scrolling down on my mouse after Google search), a website was created that countered CSPI called <a href="http://www.cspiscam.com/">CSPIScam.com</a>. The site writes: </p>
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<p> The Center for Science in the Public Interest (CSPI) and its founder,   Michael F. Jacobson, are not as nice, sweet,   			and unbiased as CSPI&#8217;s name might imply. The group routinely uses   scare tactics justified by &quot;junk science&quot;   			and media theatrics as part of their ceaseless campaign for   government regulation of your personal food choices. </p>
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<p>They also write that &quot;willful manipulations and junk science calculations that CSPI used in   its petition to the   			FDA over acrylamide in food. The Center for Consumer Freedom (CCF)   submitted a reply brief to the FDA,   			detailing how CSPI arbitrarily &ldquo;adjusted&rdquo; government statistics and   made faulty assumptions about the minimal   			risk to consumers from dietary acrylamide.&quot;</p>
<p>So CSPI aren&#8217;t just dicks, they&#8217;re liars.  </p>
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