“We urge our fans to drink a lot of Welsh whiskey as a form of disinfection,” VOB head Alexander Shprygin told Reuters.

“That should cure all symptoms of the disease.”

[FoxNews]

Well, then. I should be plenty immune when the next “outbreak” happens. In other news, rednecks, rock stars, construction workers and the homeless have the highest immunization rates.

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