When the government says that they’ll shut you down for not paying taxes, you better believe that they’re serious. Otherwise, how could they fund their Mickey Mouse Robin Hood organization, rewarding the unmotivated while punishing people because they work hard, get a good education and actually contribute to the country’s economy.

Meet eight-year old Daniela Earnest of Tulare, California. Daniela wanted to "raise money for a family trip to Disneyland", so the young girl opened a lemonade stand on Monday. Makes sense. If you want something, you go out of your way to earn it. That seems, you know, logical? Well, unless you’re a liberal. Then you’re totally mind-fucked.

The city of Tulare shut down the girl’s lemonade stand because she didn’t have a business license. The lesson learned here is that whether you’re an eight-year old girl, Bill Gates, or Bernie Madoff, you’re not safe without a business license. That, or just stay away from California.

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